So… one of my all-time-favorite snacks is apple and peanut butter [whole foods, the fresh honey roasted shit]. Its a match made in heaven that goes right to my heart.. and then to my stomach — where it belongs. Now, I know it isn’t apple season, but I found the most beautiful apples in the world. They were of the Rome variety and they were very expensive —- but they were beautiful and I had great hope for them.
I’m sitting here, post snack, a little disappointed. It turns out these beautiful, expensive apples do not deliver the crispness I was expecting. Ugh, what a let down. We all know what you do when god gives you lemons but what the fuck do you do when god gives you shitty apples!
Update: I have no idea why I wrote this just now but I’ll be damned if I’m going to delete it.