I love jumping when the elevator starts / stops. If you time it right it produces the greatest feeling in the world.
"If you wanna get down let me show you the way..... →
omg. how could I not re-blog this.
vinh: Aquarium of the Pacific I wonder what animals would think if they could observe humans. When I go to the aquarium, I can spend hours watching the otters and jellyfish. Sea otters really have it made. They just float on their backs, groom themselves, eat some fish, and maybe get their bone on if the mood strikes. Seals are cool too. People who use the camera flash are not cool. Enjoy. ...
— via vinh
Pisces Horoscope for April 2008
I don’t usually buy into this kind of thing, but rockubuff posted her horoscope and I got curious. The opening paragraph was strangely accurate… You aren’t a materialistic sign, for you are motivated by ideas, not dollars. Yet lately you’ve been very focused on money, possibly because you have felt that you simply don’t have enough to live on or to give birth to a...
Cat Stevens - Here comes my baby. I watched...
Me: Did you get his number?
Sara: Yeah, but I wish he would have just made out with me instead. I need that more right now. It's not like I'm going to go to the bar by myself wearing a sign that says "kiss me I'm from Pennsylvania"
blakewhitman: Human Movement on Vimeo. So sick. I’m just finding so many beautiful things today. I’m just finding so many things beautiful today.
I'm not seeing your logic
Jack: The zoo is really neat. I mean especially for the underprivileged children who will never get to go to Africa.
Me: I wouldn’t say I’m underprivileged but I’ve never been to Africa.
Jack: Well I was thinking more about Jurassic Park
vincentpeone: one for the reel. i shot and produced this as a favor to sam and showalter. samreich: CHTV produced and I directed this piece for the first State Live show in over a decade. I’ve been working with Showalter for over a year now on the Michael Showalter Showalter, but it was fun to do something with him this lowbrow.
My brother has ADD, this is pretty ironic since he drives a Ford Focus, I told...– Zach Galifianakis (via knockout) (via hilker)
hrrrthrrr: [ the garden…cut chemist ] I really...
Walmart Growth Video →
I must admit I fell behind on Jake and Amir videos. I simply couldn’t keep up. Like a heroin addict looking for a fix I went to their website to find nay 1, but 2 new videos. from 3/25: Pictionary from Amir on Vimeo. from 3/27: Bomb Threat from Amir on Vimeo. I wish I knew how to quit you (two)…
lfarm: Already a sensation in Australia, Summer Heights High is a look at high-school life, focusing on three characters: Mr. G, a self-important, high-strung drama teacher; Ja’mie, a haughty, private-school female exchange student spending the year at Summer Heights High; and Jonah, a delinquent, break-dancing obsessed student struggling to stay in school. Series creator and writer Chris Lilley...
How To Speak Hip ~ as taught by an ACTUAL HIPSTER! converted record by del close and john brent. it’s pretty hilarious to leave on and listen to in the background… —via notcot.org This shit is great. I’m not putting you on.
So… The Hotel Cafe Tour was in town last night at Mr. Smalls. The truth of the matter of the fact of the matter is that I wasn’t thrilled about any of the performers that were slotted for the Pittsburgh Show. The Hotel Cafe Tour is beaming with talent but all my favorite artists (Bob Schneider, Eric Hutchinson, Greg Laswell, Jessie Baylin, William Fitzsimmons) are on reserve for...
Tristan Prettyman - Handshake (agreement)
What the fuck? Why do I work with a bunch of grumpy dinosaurs. I’d like to think my energy and enthusiasm would be appreciated but they insist on bringing me down. One of these days I’m not going to hold my tongue. Fucking haters.
allgrownsup: feinsodville: brianvan: This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped it to a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems. Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India. If we...
Math is nuts... (or not)
myownmelt: desaturated: UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country. Grab a calculator. (you won’t be able to do this one in your Head) Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code…) Multiply by 80 Add 1 Multiply...
travors: oh that reminds me I gotta download rambo for the lads beer, blood and steak night
travors: you're welcome to come along vidar but you gotta bring a steak
travors: no ladies aloud so I reckon well just sit around in our underpants eating steak with our bare hands and watching violent movies
travors: this is great, getting to know the real Travors eh?
ghostvirus: we need more travors in here
ghostvirus: this channel tends to end up being hipster central too often
Vidar: they dont like "screaming"
This gem comes from hrrrthrrr who decided it would be a good idea to light a fire in the kitchen…sink. Her reaction and roommate’s commentary makes it exponentially funnier. Update: Still funny today. I can’t help but smile when I watch this. “doesn’t that shoot water” for the win.
The sun is always in my eyes...
myownmelt: I’m not yet exploring jstn’s (or anyone’s) muxtape like everyone else in the tumblr community, even though it looks awesome… simply because my Pandora station is playing THE most AMAZING music today It’s really making my (super tired thankstomycaffeinateddog) day!Yeah, my mom called me earlier and told me to check out her muxtape. I made that up, but the muxtape fever is spreading...
Smile you're on ele-vision: How a camera attached... →
riotrepublic: ENOUGH WITH GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD. Radar THAT. word!
The International Dance Party looks like an unassuming flight box. But as soon as its radar detects people dancing, its motorized face drops to reveal two speakers running 600 watts of the world’s best unfiltered Eurohouse and other assorted Electro Boogie. The more intense the party get, the greater the effects…— via Gizmodo Oh yah, there is a video. Check out the IDP in...
MethodIzaz is a new service where an anonymous photographer follows you going about your day and capture your authentic beauty. Or just you drinking a Starbucks… personal paparazzi! —via notcot
Music expresses that which can’t be said, and on which it is impossible to be...– Victor Hugo (via rockuboff)
The Real Me
I had a dramatic realization today on my way home for Easter. I was thinking about the things in life that make me truly happy and why. I came to the conclusion that driving in the car with my ipod on blast, just being goofy and singing at the top of my lungs, with the windows down is at the top of the list. I’m not sure why, but when I’m doing this I feel unapologetically alive. ...
I went to lunch with an old friend / new neighbor the other night. At the end of dinner I pulled out my wallet to get my debit card and he asked to see my staff ID. He looks at it for a second and says “I think your face has gotten fatter, but that’s a good thing because you look tan and emaciated here like a refugee or something.” How do you respond to that?
Seu Jorge - Changes After watching the Life...
T-Rex - Get it on… Glam rock at its finest
Let's make a fucking connection...
]]]]>]]>]]> Girl Talk - Live in Seattle (Chop Suey) I was just about to fall asleep at the wheel when this song came on and saved my life. I recommend this at high volumes.