August 2008
Benefits.
I’m getting health care soon… and by soon I mean Friday! I’m going to the gyno I’m going to get a physical I’m going to go to the eye doctor I’m going to go to the dentist I’m going to get it all
— anonymous
Welcome to the club my friend. You know, it’s weird getting older and getting excited about shit like this. It does feel good...
Arrested Development (2009) on IMDb →
johnnyfive:
carlovely:
nickdouglas:
hipsterdiet:
chriscantwell:
S.E.X.Y. R.O.B.O.T.
I haven’t been sleeping, so I shot this around 2 a.m. using Photobooth and 75 feet of aluminum foil.
awesome.
much more productive than anything I’ve ever done at 2 a.m.
July 2008
This is the opposite of the best week ever. I feel like Mariah Carey on the verge of an emotional break down.
Kendell: What are you doing tonight?
Me: No plans really. I got the apartment to myself so I'll probably take a shower and walk around naked
Kendell: Why do guys do that?
Me: Girls don't?
Kendell: Ummmm, no.
Me: Strange
The Zoe Chaise Lounge by Verzelloni
—via contemporist
Muxtape Monday: Zigga Zow! →
tuneage:
This Muxtape lives up to its name by providing tunes that make you say, “ZIGGA ZOW!” If you are looking to dance tonight - this is your ticket.
Just what I needed to get this Tuesday started rightttt. ZIGGA ZOW!
Some random thoughts:
1) Most obvious to me right now is that I clearly have not adapted to getting paid once a month. I’m broke as a joke… and not like when people normally use that expression. Seriously… and it sucks. Pay day please hurry.
2) Jack moved out. It’s kind of weird because he owned 99% of the stuff in the apartment and the place is completely empty except for my room. How do I feel about...
hrrrthrrr:
no title needed.
Julia Allison’s real laugh? really? (sorry, I couldn’t resist)
(via Vimeo)
CH’s Sarah get the Christian Bale story right...
ragdoll:
thelosspeaks:
1. Christian Bale’s movie made tons of money 2. Christian Bale’s crazy mother and sister came to his hotel all liquored up 3. Christian Bale’s sister asked for $200,000 4. Christian Bale said no 5. Christian Bale’s sister insulted Christian Bale’s wife or something 6. Christian Bale crushed both their heads. 7. JK, Christian Bale got pissed and cursed at them 8. They...
GIF GIF GIF
planettampon:
Also, why is tumblr so shit at correctly displaying .gif’s? FIX THIS SHIT.
Lexus LF-A Roadster →
noahkai:
kayfabe:
claudia:
A remake of the Dark Knight trailer starring two little boys & a batman bigwheel.
Heh. Hopsital.
Lawl.
oscar worthy performance from little joker
Please describe your I.T. issue correctly
jasonalford:
Being in the IT field, one of my biggest pet peeves is when people tell me they are having a problem, but don’t give me all the information or give incomplete information. Here are a few examples off the top of my head of times when people gave me either wrong information or incomplete information:
My printer doesn’t work. What the user failed to tell me was that she had rearranged...
re: Old(er) men
Kia and I were talking about inter-generational dating (see previous post)
whereiskia: 46 whereiskia: YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES whereiskia: that’s what we call an OGG whereiskia: an Older Gay Gentleman … whereiskia: i meant, why isn’t he dating in his age bracket djcutchem: not sure djcutchem: he is probably a freak or something djcutchem: but its hard to expose that on a first date...
Old(er) men...
So, I went on a date last night…. With a 46 year old man that I met at a gay bar. Sure it might be a little weird considering that he is a year older than my mom but it was innocent and looking back I can say that it’s one of the best dates I’ve ever been on. Besides it was a free meal so don’t judge me.
His name is Carl, he is 46, he has a great job, he owns a house (that is paid off), he loves...
Why did I make a pot of coffee at 11:00pm? I don’t know
The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.
– Oscar Wilde (via yesyes) (via brocatus)
Oscar Wilde was a wise man