January 2009
tumblr is quiet tonight
I want to get a tattoo on my penis that says my other dick is black
– Nick Swardson
Act Like a Beetle →
jingc:
Darwinian ideology offers this final recessionary tip: “It is not the strongest species that survive, or the most intelligent, but the ones who are most responsive to change.” This precludes Darwinian business people from selecting as role models any animals pictured in the motivational posters sold by office suppliers. These include eagles and bears, which are respectively noble and...
Pirating the 2009 Oscars - Waxy.org →
The Oscar nominees were announced this morning, which means it’s time to get out your scorecards to see who’s winning in the eternal struggle between the MPAA vs. the Internet. (Hint: It’s not the MPAA.)
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Academy members received screeners for at least 20 of the 26 films.
25 out of 26 films leaked in some form online, if you include camcorder recordings.
The average...
I wish you could feel the vibe in my room right now. I cleaned. I got 2 new plants. I bought a case of Hop Devil and I just ordered a pizza. Hookah and music… check. I have everything I need for a lovely Friday evening. I feel good and right now nothing can bring me down.
Deuces up Tumblr.
Epiphany
I don’t need a boyfriend. What I need is an xbox360
I "liked" it, but what I really meant was "awwww!"... →
myownmelt:
snuggles. drink tea. stay warm.
There isn’t an awww button. My sources tell me that is coming in tumblr v6.
The ipod situation is resolved. My tumblr posing as a twitter feed… well I’ll have to work on that.
I got a lot on my feeble little mind and I’m going to share it: 1- I took tomorrow off. I’m sick of responsibility. I’m sick of work. Sometimes I feel like I’m way to young to feel like this. I’m way to young to look back and miss ‘old times’ but it is the fucking truth. I miss college and I miss hanging out with Sara D******. 2- The Itunes DB on my...
can i just say ‘gay’ music is infectious. you can’t help but dance… just don’t listen to the lyrics….same thought: i can’t stand cher. yeah I said it.
i really only come to the gay bar to people watch and text sara things that i see and find amusing. this is totally useless
Pretty Loaded - Webmonkey →
Pretty Loaded has some very creative loading screens.
I just woke up from the HOTTEST, most intense sex dream of my entire life. I was… ahhhh—-ooooh-yeah-yeah-mazing!
Seriously
no test necessary…my eating habits this week lead me to believe that I’m preggers.