December 2010
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November 2010
Multitaking
Currently at the gym talking to two hot straight boys about football while jumping rope but to be honest in the back of my mind all I can think about is how amazing a matt and kim christmas album would be…
Nov 30th
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just committed to my second comedy show!
I’m going to be twice as good this time.  I promise
Nov 30th
mind grapes
I have far too much A.D.D to enjoy boardwalk empire.  way too much talking and not nearly enough whore face cutting how did I end up with 2 four lokos in my fridge? Kayne West’s new CD is on heavy rotation, especially Dark Fantasy and Monster.  When the beat drops at 1:08 in DF I can’t help but get jiggy with it. I’m kind of bored, need to plan a road trip real soon. I made...
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Mamihlapinatapai
absurdlakefront: fluctuat: Mamihlapinatapai is a word from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the “most succinct word”, and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It describes “a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.”  A word...
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I'm sorry I'm not a robot
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@aconstantransit
I think you left your underwear in my car.
Nov 30th
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filling the void...
with drugs, booze, internet porn, and awesomeness.
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Amazing Discovery of the Day: Google Translate... →
thedailywhat: Click “listen.” [thanks simone!]
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the lack-of-care barometer reaches a new low:
I don’t even flinch when I scroll past NSFW posts anymore.  In fact, I wish a colleague would walk past and see a juicy dick whizzing by.  It would be like fight club or some shit. 
Nov 29th
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asiago cheese bagels are severely underrated
sure, I love everything bagels as much as the next guy but I don’t need my breath smelling like a garlic factory, on Sesame St, in Poppy seed town
Nov 29th
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road flare butt secks
you know where to find me.
Nov 28th
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good morning?
I mean I’ve been at work for 4hrs, albeit drifting in and out of sleep, but you’re probably just waking up. 
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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“put your fingers all over my fanny. your magic fingers”
– Mitchell from Modern Family
Nov 27th
ListenBand of Horses - No One’s Gonna Love You I...
Nov 27th
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all i want for Christmas is a zombie apocalypse......
Nov 27th
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@scott
I am in THE chat room!
Nov 27th
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Listenhammerito: breakfastinbed: matt-t: Kanye ft...
Nov 27th
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Modern Anthology →
some great gift ideas here, bookmarking for later
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@Scott
I agree.  Total DILF
Nov 26th