thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: Full-length RED BAND (read: NSFW) trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s live-action adaptation of Mark Millar and JRJR’s comic book series, Kick-Ass. The film, which stars Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloë Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Mark Strong, will hit theaters April 16. [traileraddict.]
who is hotter?
Matt Damon or Ben Ben Affleck
(old) Nate Dogg > Akon (ever)
Clipse - kinda like a big deal Pardon me I must...
iamcup look alike at this firehall dance party I ended up at… not that I’m having a bad time. I stole a bag of cheetos and am playing volleyball with inflatable pigs. fake thomas is a dancing machine
I’m on the hunt for a cheap red cardigan. someone help a fashion-challenged gay guy out… would ya?
the more you know...
so we all know that there is nothing worse than wet socks… except for when you get an idea to microwave your wet socks to dry them and they catch on fire in the process. True story guys… if you are going to microwave your socks do it in 30 second intervals and keep an eye on them.
super stressed out today. too many things on my mind. I’ll be on gchat all day if you want to send me something nice. dunlap.j.m @ google mail dot co m
Banana Peanut Butter Smoothies
cocoslyrics: -serves 2- Note: If you’ve got any bananas in the freezer, this is a great place to use them up. Same goes for up to 1/2 cup of cold coffee. (Trust me.) Ingredients 1 cup vanilla soy milk 1 large ripe banana, broken into chunks 2 tablespoons natural peanut butter 1 tablespoon maple syrup A handful of ice cubes Procedure Combine all ingredients in a blender and purée until...
i’m to the point where I only tumble when I’m drunk OR i have something to say but don’t have anyone to text it to.
Choklat (Imperial Stout) - Southern Tier Brewing... →
Style | ABV American Double / Imperial Stout | 9.10% ABV like chocolate milk for adults! get it instead of dessert
What do you get your man for valentines day when you haven’t been dating very long, your dude has expensive taste, and you’re unemployed?
heinz introducing new ketchup packets →
genius or dumb? what do you think?
am at the panera bread for a phone screen, got here early to get the room. phone screen got pushed back an hour. mongers are taking over my shit. further annoyed because I can’t look at tumblr bc people are all around me and you know I follow some crude people.
there is a Roseanne marathon on oxygen right now!
Regardless of how tall you are,
jesusplaza: I am always the big spoon. You get a few minutes, but I am big spoon. it always confuses people but I’m ALWAYS the small spoon. we’d make a good team in the sack. just sayin …. ;-)
Blind Melon - No rain if you can sit and listen...
The Strokes - You only live once
Pinback - Fortress Good morning and happy Monday...