June 2011
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I'm straight skinny but gay fat.
Comedy Central Adds Pair of Sketch Series, Nick... →
popculturebrain:
Nick Kroll and the duo of Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele will be the faces of Comedy Central in 2012. The cable network Tuesday picked up two new sketch-comedy series, The Nick Show Kroll with the Children’s Hospital and The League star; and an untitled series starring MadTV’s Key and Peele (Little Fockers).
Thank you very cool.
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why does it feel like my life is falling apart...
is it because it’s Monday?
is it because I’m generally ill-prepared for life?
is it because I’m a bad person and some higher power is punishing me?
is it because I fail?
is it because I’m lazy?
is this real life?
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can we all agree that true blood is just a soap...
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Took myself on a date tonight...
Pretty much perfect. I would date me. Just sayin
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on one hand I'm really excited/happy/proud that...
but on the other hand I feel all this pressure to find a husband now
"you look tired today"
should be filed under offensive right? It’s insulting. You aren’t saying that because you’re worried about me being overworked or stressed out about something. You say that because I have bags under my eyes and I look like shit. That’s cool, but don’t be mad when I fire back with:
Did you forget to brush your teeth this morning because your breath is NASTY?
Have...
Unf
Listen to James Blake perform on the NPR show “World Cafe” http://t.co/OulVhgY
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Pittsburgh Through An iPhone →
I needed today...
everything about today was wonderful, and perfect, and relaxing.
Highlights include: a morning off the grid, 8 mile kayaking adventure with beer and baked goods, a delicious dinner, an epic nap, and a man date with my straight friend Shawn that included frozen yogurt and a movie (super 8).
I’m beat but I couldn’t be happier.
good night
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.... and THAT is why you don't cook dinner...
my dashboard turns into a gay porn blog on Friday...
someone stop me
I’m about to go on an ironic t-shirt shopping spree. Completely unnecessary, but what else am I going to do at work today? #ICANTFOCUS!