Topiary, LulzSec’s most public member and second-in-command has reportedly been arrested. He’s the one that ran LulzSec’s Twitter and wrote all of their eloquent messages — and he was only 19. Topiary deleted every tweet from his personal twitter and left only one: “You can’t arrest an idea,”…
The seed has been planted and will continue to grow despite the arrest of a 19 year old “hacker”. If anything you just handed this guy a consulting job.
Because you can eat an entire bag and not feel guilty… Except for that time i tried to see how many i could fit in my mouth at one time. I feel slightly guilty about that and by that time I mean just moments ago
I mean… I’ve been pretty good about not bitching about this stupid fucking heatwave up until this point but I’m done. FUCK. THIS. SHIT. 90 degrees with matching humidity feels like DEATH. I’m on shower number three for the day and it’s not even dinner time… I don’t have the underwear for that many costume changes! I don’t even have an appetite. I just sit here sweating my ass off and it’s making me miserable. If I had a passport I would pack my suitcase right now and move to Nova Scotia. Mother nature can S my D so hard right now. Speaking of sucking dick, if you have a pool call me. You think I’m kidding? I’m not. Let’s do this.
Also - I’m starting a group called A/C Anonymous. We’re going to gather in an ice box and talk about how we’re hooked on air conditioning. We’ll have an ICY machine and free iced coffee. Chairs will be made from giant blocks of ice. The only thing on the walls will be pictures of glaciers and Iceland. Step 1 of the 12 step program will be devoted to cooling down. Step 2 is chill out. Step 3 is chillax, mother fucker… and so on. It’s going to be the best damn 12 step program on this horribly hot and humid planet.
if I were a weary traveler and I was passing through your city or state would you lend me your couch and/or an afternoon to show me around town? Not strictly hypothetical but still a ways away from reality.
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