September 2011
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“You must be a doughnut, baby, ‘cause you make my jelly roll!”
Hi, My Name is Kia.: I spend roughly 86% of my day... →
kiamatthews:
As my roommate and I were watching the VMAs last night and I was all ^__^ during her performance and baby-bump reveal, he says “Remember when Beyoncé was just like, alright, nothing great? I think she sucked all the life and talent out of the Destiny’s Child girls.” And he’s totally right.
If…
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Beyonce - Love on top (VMA Performance) →
I made it private so they can never find it and take it down cause I need to watch this 2 or 3 times a day for the rest of my life.
beyoncegifs.tumblr.com →
is this real life?
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“The problem with a light dinner is you’re like ‘Oh, so healthy!’ but two hours...”
– Matt (via mugwumpian)
For Future Reference
thenewhotness:
Get used to me photo replying to all things that make me hungry with this
I just ate two pieces of cold pizza at 5:00am.
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VMAs because i have nothing else going on
sv:
lady gaga in drag made all the women uncomfortable. ahhhhahaha. and katy perry and nicki minaj can take their asses back to neptune. they look like they just fell through Gloria Estefan’s closet and landed on a white trash christmas tree. kevin hart is the most adorable pocket black ever.
*golf clap*
ithinkwegrewup:
pittsburgh porch living is the only way to live
serious question
How much is the most you’ve spent on a singular pair of jeans?
unitedstatesoftopher asked: Why the name change?
ahhhh bugger!
I thought tonight was the MTV Movie Awards! I can still hang with today’s youth when it comes to movies. Music Awards on the other hand just serve as a barometer of how far out of touch I am.
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How not to meet men on the internet
Start new conversations with “dad? I miss you. Please come home.”
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Did I mention I'll be in Chicago in less than 2...
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damn my pear-shaped body
I’m approaching nervous breakdown in my quest for black jeans.
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Steeler game is on in the background...
announcer describes a player as excited and versatile and my head immediately snaps in the direction of the television.
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Comedy Nerds Unite!: Five ways to be a better... →
comedynerdsunited:
I haven’t been at it that long, but I like to think I have gotten better at being a comedian than when I started. There is video evidence of this - as my first ever performance is online. It is painful to watch.
As comedians starting out, our one goal should be to get better. Getting stage time…
Willie Bobo – Fried neckbones and some home fries...
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best coast
People on the west coast must be feeling pretty silly right about now. Why would you live somewhere gorgeous and boring all the time when you could live somewhere where natural disasters are a common occurrence? We’ve got earthquakes, hurricanes & SWAMP FIRES! There’s really no comparison, oh and might I add
Why Cheese is Like "Dairy Crack": Because It's Got... →
#vindicated!
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boyfriend for the night
tonight would be a nice night to lay out under the stars and smoke a joint and listen to absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.
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watching a natgeo special on taboos
the one about “negotiated infidelity” just makes me feel alone and empty inside. I have high hopes for the one on sex dolls though.
